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I am the proud owner of a Paddle Boat.

A Paddle Boat is a small lake-going craft that appeals to guys like me who shrugged off that remaining last shred of self-respect the first time we made the decision to wear dockers, flip flops, and an Aerosmith t-shirt  to the mall. The only other people who really like them are young children who, face it, have no sense of dignity at all.

Paddle boats come in a variety of sizes and configurations, but they all have three things in common:

1. They float (more or less).

2. You propel them through the water by pedalling like a three-year-old on a floating (more or less) tricycle.

3. The odds are pretty good that your wife will not want to be seen paddle-boating around on the lake with you.